Who needs it?
MONKEY.

I have internet access in my now somewhat, slightly less humble abode. After moving into the only apartment building in the world where every person using wireless is smart enough to actually turn on WEP and waiting a month to finally get cable, I am now online. And it feels good. It did not, however, feel good waiting for the cable guy to come for 5 hours. That, in fact, was quite brutal. Especially the last 2 when I was sitting outside in the cold reading a book. "15 Minutes" Yeah, right. And then I found $20. Actually, no, I called them and demanded $20, which they then gave me. Booya.
So wireless is overrated. Sure I have a card capable of transmogafying my lappy into a wire-free, bronzed web surfer god and at one time owned a router(apparently completely deserving of CIA quality encryption in Minneapolis, but nowhere else in the world), which I basically donated to the tone house... but I have discovered something even better: Wires. Indeed, I now have wires so long, they will reach anywhere in my apartment. It is fly. Women pass and swoon. I need a circle bed.
After having found 8.7 days worth of music inadvertantly left on my hard drive that I was unaware of, I have pared the audio delight back to 6.4 days. The iPod has a warm feeling in it's belly. Mmm... Barry Rub.
Speaking of Barry Rub... remember when Barry wet himself after being unable to contain his excitement at Techno? Ha ha ha! "Look at me! I look like I pissed myself..."

I have internet access in my now somewhat, slightly less humble abode. After moving into the only apartment building in the world where every person using wireless is smart enough to actually turn on WEP and waiting a month to finally get cable, I am now online. And it feels good. It did not, however, feel good waiting for the cable guy to come for 5 hours. That, in fact, was quite brutal. Especially the last 2 when I was sitting outside in the cold reading a book. "15 Minutes" Yeah, right. And then I found $20. Actually, no, I called them and demanded $20, which they then gave me. Booya.
So wireless is overrated. Sure I have a card capable of transmogafying my lappy into a wire-free, bronzed web surfer god and at one time owned a router(apparently completely deserving of CIA quality encryption in Minneapolis, but nowhere else in the world), which I basically donated to the tone house... but I have discovered something even better: Wires. Indeed, I now have wires so long, they will reach anywhere in my apartment. It is fly. Women pass and swoon. I need a circle bed.
After having found 8.7 days worth of music inadvertantly left on my hard drive that I was unaware of, I have pared the audio delight back to 6.4 days. The iPod has a warm feeling in it's belly. Mmm... Barry Rub.
Speaking of Barry Rub... remember when Barry wet himself after being unable to contain his excitement at Techno? Ha ha ha! "Look at me! I look like I pissed myself..."
Hard drives for 300?
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:34 PM
wireless is the best Nips!! although you make a good point about wires. - Dooz
Posted by
Anonymous |
2:33 AM
be ready to bring in the funk, robizzle!!
Posted by
Emily |
8:26 PM
Hey Nips, you should come up for USC
Posted by
Mal |
3:35 PM
Hey Mr. Nipples, I was thinking, you should think about coming up for USC
Posted by
Mal |
3:35 PM
Oh, it's you, Mr. Nipples! Why, my good chap, I thought you might consider coming to campus for USC
Posted by
Mal |
3:36 PM
Excuse me, Nips? I thought perchance you might enjoy a trip to old ND for the USC game
Posted by
Mal |
3:36 PM
USC.
Posted by
Mal |
3:37 PM
Oh, Nips? Yeah, I was thinking, maybe you can come pick me up from O'Hare on the way to the USC game.
Posted by
Lizett! |
11:42 PM
Most amazing game ever.
Posted by
ndNips |
12:06 AM