Laziness
It turns out that I can be a fairly lazy gentleman, if the opportunity excuse for lazing presents itself. I have not seen the inside of a grocery store in weeks. Perhaps months. I have made no purchases for my apartment. I have made no additions to my wardrobe. I have made no repairs that require exotic tools. I do not leave my 15 block bubble.
Perhaps that it because to leave would require tempting fate by saddling up iOff. He doesn't much care for the bit.
As such, I've restricted my travel mainly to bicycling (Too lazy to buy the bus pass). You will remember how I, in a flurry of nonlaziness, successfully repaired my bicycle during the summer months with great gobs of epoxy after it tried on numerous occasions to kill me.
I guess epoxy doesn't like bitter cold.
And Mybichael still hates me. Exhibit A:
So that idiot you see flailing about, pedalling furiously down University Ave with the flat tires and moving at a snail's pace... is me. My high gear sprockets are toast. Feel free to honk maliciously. It may please Mybike, but it will only hasten his death.
Perhaps that it because to leave would require tempting fate by saddling up iOff. He doesn't much care for the bit.
As such, I've restricted my travel mainly to bicycling (Too lazy to buy the bus pass). You will remember how I, in a flurry of nonlaziness, successfully repaired my bicycle during the summer months with great gobs of epoxy after it tried on numerous occasions to kill me.
I guess epoxy doesn't like bitter cold.
And Mybichael still hates me. Exhibit A:
So that idiot you see flailing about, pedalling furiously down University Ave with the flat tires and moving at a snail's pace... is me. My high gear sprockets are toast. Feel free to honk maliciously. It may please Mybike, but it will only hasten his death.
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