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The Fling

I was recently told that, due to fatty nanoparticles' ease of penetration, it was more fattening to stand next to a Burger King flame broiler all day than to actually consume one of its products. That's disgusting.

But really, a Whopper is a great deal. It's deliciously fatty and greasy and full of condiments while you eat it... and as an added bonus, it coats your throat in an orgasmic grease/phlegm layer that sticks with you for the rest of the day. Talk about a return on investment!

It's about time to determine if such a layer is alcohol soluble.

Have a good weekend, crew.

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  • I'm ndNips
  • From Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
  • The Irish Gopher is an Advanced Ph.D Candidate at the University of Minnesota where he spends most of his time getting scalded while dressed up as a bunny. In his free time, he religiously stalks the University of Notre Dame football team as well as Steven P Jobs. Also, he is really bad at generating nicknames for people.
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