Hoostin, Tejas
Check it out! Stork's now Mr. Stork! I zoomed down to Sam's town to congratulate and bear witness to the now newly wed couple. Unfortunately, being a wedding noob, I had no idea when people would be arriving in the Wild West, so I departed the Polis at 6:30AM on Friday. Turns out that nobody was showing up until 9AM on Saturday. Oops. That's ok, though, because I did get to stay the night in a motel that smelled very much of urine (But no stains! And no blood pools! AND no STDs! (Pick one that's curable!)). In addition, I rented a Pontiac G6 for a steal and discovered that it was superior to iOFF in pretty much every way imaginable. I stumbled on some free concert when there was suddenly a horde of people around me. The musicians, especially trumpets and saxes, were amazing... but played Motown. So that didn't last too long. I also wandered the Art Institute. Ya know. Saw some Picasso. Monet. Pretty tight.
The wedding itself was very nice and, after I got past the fact that I immediately made a fool of myself and was dressed like a hillbilly compared to my company, I enjoyed it quite a bit. The reception was top notch... and the Shiner was delicious. I was glad I was able to attend. The Four Seasons Hotel was scarily awesome. They shined my shoes for me.
The wedding itself was very nice and, after I got past the fact that I immediately made a fool of myself and was dressed like a hillbilly compared to my company, I enjoyed it quite a bit. The reception was top notch... and the Shiner was delicious. I was glad I was able to attend. The Four Seasons Hotel was scarily awesome. They shined my shoes for me.
Congrats Storkus! (And, of course, Alex!) Sadly, the photowire has been failing me, so you only get this one sweet pic of Stork'n'Nips: ThugLife.
I do enjoy the Shiner, myself. Excellent choice, Mr. Nipples. Excellent choice.
Tragically, I cannot see your awesome picture of Stork thanks to my company blocking image hosting sites.
Posted by
Goat |
2:09 PM
Hotpants on the right!
Except you were a bit too casual.
Bwahahaha.
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:55 PM
Glad your experience in H-town (yeah, that's how the thugs say it) went well! Despite having lived in Houston for the vast majority of my life, I believe I have a grand total of one visit to the Art Institute.
Also, I demand more pictures.
Posted by
Lizett! |
3:01 PM
There's always Facestalking.
Posted by
ndNips |
11:48 PM