00G!
As my profile explicitly states, I currently attend the University of Minnesota, a mishmash of buildings, policies, and propensities that is teeming with indifferent people and a veritable lack of school spirit. While there's much here that I am grateful for, it is obvious where my roots were sprouted: Tradition U. Everyone knows that the best time to generate a tradition is when all other forms of procrastination have failed, and I have certainly made my Alma Mater proud in this respect. It was, therefore, no surprise to my coworkers that as soon as finals week was over, I booked it for the Windy City care of the Megablock with Yoolrich.
Ostensibly, the primary mission of the weekend was to ridicule MJerk as she attempted to emcee an event which I only remember referring to as "That Asian Show." She danced solo, with a spotlight on, to Mims' masterpiece, in front of the crowd. Who knew she'd do all the work for us? She's a giver. That's why she's my Two-E-Fianc.She also gave us the cold shoulder, claiming that she had to go to "class." Thankfully, the day was beautiful and I even got to meet up with Switch down at the Pier and finally rode the Ferris Wheel. It was treacherous. I have no photos to document these facts.
We also hung with the South African Blue Demon all around town and in his pad in the Marina City towers. It was probably most classic when he dumped beer all the way down the front side of Emily's body. 3 times. Bwahaha. During the war, I got to hang/meet Ryneese (Sp?). It was a result of this meeting that spawned "00G."Mmm, also, we discovered a high tech clothing outfitter that somehow was able to change its name and poster boy to match the passersby. The genius of the place was how they Mexicanified your identity. It was, however, creepy that they knew my name without asking...
Oh, yeah, and my feet were repulsive. So repulsive that the descriptions of the crew caused all kinds of bystanders to try to catch a glimpse. Including in the el. Faaaantastic. No worries, though, we're all better now. Emily's stomach has mostly returned to the upright and locked position.
Aaand, it should be noted that I was only interesting for one day. The other days, I did absolutely nothing of note. That's why all my pics depict a blue-clad fellow. At least that's the best reason I can come up with. Perhaps I should bring my own camera next time.
And I could probably tie the conclusion back to the introduction... but the title doesn't really match that either... Soo... Tradition! Chicago! 00G!
("What is 00G???" - Junky.)
00G!
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