Haircut
Got my hair cut the other day.
Correction: Received a crappy haircut the other day.
I don't really get it. I have a tiny head, I'll admit that, but I also happen to desire the most simple possible hairstyle imaginable. Yet, as I have lamented in the past, I am unable to find a mediocre, let alone master, student of haircuttlery in the greater Minneapolitan region. After trying 5 different venues, I've resigned myself to the low, low prices of Cost Cutters (With the student discount). Somehow "His n' Hers" in Winona trumps every place in a city 30 times its size? I find that difficult to believe.
Well, it is true. So after another terrible cut, I conscripted the Blue Eyed Gopher's Cousin into hair-shortening detail providing her with little more than a 3 inch pair of safety scissors. As she was about to slice into my failed 'do, her mother, via telephone, prompted her: "Do you have any idea what you are doing?" To which she responded: "No" and began slicing and dicing (with whatever sliceability or diceability a set of safety scissors could be gifted with). The end result? Don't really care, but it sure looks a lot better than before.
Booyeah.
Correction: Received a crappy haircut the other day.
I don't really get it. I have a tiny head, I'll admit that, but I also happen to desire the most simple possible hairstyle imaginable. Yet, as I have lamented in the past, I am unable to find a mediocre, let alone master, student of haircuttlery in the greater Minneapolitan region. After trying 5 different venues, I've resigned myself to the low, low prices of Cost Cutters (With the student discount). Somehow "His n' Hers" in Winona trumps every place in a city 30 times its size? I find that difficult to believe.
Well, it is true. So after another terrible cut, I conscripted the Blue Eyed Gopher's Cousin into hair-shortening detail providing her with little more than a 3 inch pair of safety scissors. As she was about to slice into my failed 'do, her mother, via telephone, prompted her: "Do you have any idea what you are doing?" To which she responded: "No" and began slicing and dicing (with whatever sliceability or diceability a set of safety scissors could be gifted with). The end result? Don't really care, but it sure looks a lot better than before.
Booyeah.
Yeah so I signed up for one of these thingys....
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Ryan/Moose |
7:48 PM