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MONKEY SPUNK

So, yeah. -2 degrees Fahrenheit.
That is so, so, so, so, so, so, so cold.
And so, so, so, so, so what "RealFeel" says it feels like here.

I almost was suckered into liking this snow stuff, this year. It's so nice looking! And there's no permacloud here, so it's all bright and happy! It looks like Christmas! The air is crisp and clean! And no, I don't hate puppies, Christmas, St. Paddy's Day, children, or cookies, Ted.

But then I biked to school. Thank God I didn't get run down by a city bus, though one tried, but I don't think that my fingers or lungs are quite ready to bust out the Ethi Happy Dance quite yet.

So cold.

So very cold.

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Addendum: ............and then I found out she was a guy.

Best. Ending. For. A. Story.

Ever.

I hate Chuck Norris.

I said it.

I dare you to say it on Mal's blog. I foresee a slow painful death.

PS - Is it bad that as I was typing "foresee" I instantly flashed back to typing notes with the word "foreseeability" five hundred times and Microsoft Word telling me IT'S NOT A WORD???

PPS - My soul is dead.

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