Baaaaaall
freezing.
Monkey spunk. It is uninhabitably cold outside.
It is so cold that even the ambient heating from my Southeast Asian neighbors can't warm my little studio. So cold that even my heater is having difficulty warming my little studio. So cold that I am deathly afraid that iOff will become so brittle that he will shatter when I look at it... next to my little studio. So cold that I am getting sick of spending time in malls to avoid being in my little studio. It is so cold.
So cold.
I was driving in a parking garage and it was so freaking cold that the parking attendant guy snapped his orange cone right in half.
Nawww. That would never happen.
Posted by
Unknown |
9:57 PM
Fact: That happened. I wanted to take a picture.
Partial Truth: Pretty sure we parked in Alaska.
Blatant Lie: The guy's hand almost snapped in half, too.
Posted by
ndNips |
10:10 PM
It's 97 degrees right now in Austin. I wouldn't lie about this.
Posted by
Mal |
10:15 AM