« Home | Isolated » | "Thanks for the gratuity, pal!" » | Merry Christmas! » | Cheese Grater » | Penninsular » | Shoulda got Amazin' Fruit! » | BAM........ » | 8 Pointer » | Polisview » | BlueFin »

Baaaaaall

freezing.

Monkey spunk. It is uninhabitably cold outside.

It is so cold that even the ambient heating from my Southeast Asian neighbors can't warm my little studio. So cold that even my heater is having difficulty warming my little studio. So cold that I am deathly afraid that iOff will become so brittle that he will shatter when I look at it... next to my little studio. So cold that I am getting sick of spending time in malls to avoid being in my little studio. It is so cold.

So cold.

I was driving in a parking garage and it was so freaking cold that the parking attendant guy snapped his orange cone right in half.

Nawww. That would never happen.

Fact: That happened. I wanted to take a picture.

Partial Truth: Pretty sure we parked in Alaska.

Blatant Lie: The guy's hand almost snapped in half, too.

It's 97 degrees right now in Austin. I wouldn't lie about this.

Post a Comment

About me

  • I'm ndNips
  • From Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
  • The Irish Gopher is an Advanced Ph.D Candidate at the University of Minnesota where he spends most of his time getting scalded while dressed up as a bunny. In his free time, he religiously stalks the University of Notre Dame football team as well as Steven P Jobs. Also, he is really bad at generating nicknames for people.
My profile

Blogroll

NDFB

Etc

Powered by Blogger