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Sweet trend, huh?

That was pretty awesome: 4 blogs, all performing my blogly duty while still skirting that detail known as "exertion." Beautious.

Awesome.

Awesome?

Awesome.

Awesome has proven itself to be a most useful 7 letter word to me over the past year. It has taken on all sorts of awesome new meanings. Dimension, for example: "What size is your bed?" "Awesome." Color: "What color is your room?" "Awesome." Sarcasm: "How was your day?" "Awesome."

It is truly awesome. Oh, heck yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's another one. Oh, heck yeah. It's hillarious. And awesome. Why? I don't know. It is just awesome. Super sweet. Oh, heck yeah = Quality.

Quality, too, has performed awesomely over the past few months. Lots of awesome, quality stuff happens to me and mine. Some of that stuff is quality, some is awesome, and yet other stuff is awesum. Awesome. Oh, heck yes, Scratly.

Ooooooooh.

Ok, that one has yet to be integrated into IMspeak. There's a reason for that: I hate it. It is awesomely unawesome. Shockingly un-quality. Don't recognize it? Watch the movie "Fargo." Or just talk to Emily. Either way, you'll soon be horribly disgusted and want to punch the next person who says 'Oooooooh" squaw in the nook. Or adam's apple. I have tasted this bitter poison and have been trying to spit it out for weeks. Oh, heck yeah... YIIIKES.

Indeed, THAT WAS... ROUGH. Brick killed a guy! And I can't say that without laughing. YIIKES. Oh, heck yeah.


Annoyed yet?

Awesome.

Sonofascrat! Someone is going to get in trouble and it's going to be me. Ooooh yahhh... you betcha! Excuse me now while I go vomit in your Coke glass. Mmmm.... chunky.

This is the single greatest entry in the history of blogdom, and I will think of it fondly as I drift off to sleep for many nights to come.

Awesome:Nips :: Glorious:Goat

ps - your blog confuses me

It's a blender drink!

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  • The Irish Gopher is an Advanced Ph.D Candidate at the University of Minnesota where he spends most of his time getting scalded while dressed up as a bunny. In his free time, he religiously stalks the University of Notre Dame football team as well as Steven P Jobs. Also, he is really bad at generating nicknames for people.
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