Burying the Needle
Editors Note:
This week at the Nips' Conniptions Compound, we are celebrating our very own centepostial by trying to ascertain exactly what good could possibly have come of our extended hours and travails spent generating mediocre entertainment content for your enjoyment. At one time, we could have been persuaded to believe that our labor served the noble purpose of tying together the victims of a collegiate diaspora, but now know that our readership very much more closely resembles a burgeoning population of stalkers. Thank God we all swore on our mothers' blood that we wouldn't Faceblock, or you'd probably know Nips' underwear size by now. But here's the funny part, silent stalkers: We have been tracking your activity and now know where you live and, if you happen to own a webcam, where you sleep. So we've got that going for us. Anyway, you too can join in the celebration, as we're kicking off Blitz 101, a blast of quantity-over-quality posts to get you through the rain-soaked spring before the summer comes and there is really no excuse for you to be at your computer any more. Happy 101st Post!
-The Posse.
This week at the Nips' Conniptions Compound, we are celebrating our very own centepostial by trying to ascertain exactly what good could possibly have come of our extended hours and travails spent generating mediocre entertainment content for your enjoyment. At one time, we could have been persuaded to believe that our labor served the noble purpose of tying together the victims of a collegiate diaspora, but now know that our readership very much more closely resembles a burgeoning population of stalkers. Thank God we all swore on our mothers' blood that we wouldn't Faceblock, or you'd probably know Nips' underwear size by now. But here's the funny part, silent stalkers: We have been tracking your activity and now know where you live and, if you happen to own a webcam, where you sleep. So we've got that going for us. Anyway, you too can join in the celebration, as we're kicking off Blitz 101, a blast of quantity-over-quality posts to get you through the rain-soaked spring before the summer comes and there is really no excuse for you to be at your computer any more. Happy 101st Post!
-The Posse.
I think it's about time you change your profile picture.
That's all.
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